All the legends say he has this super foxy Handmaid to do his dirty work for him...

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squidbutt asked: If I met you in real life...I already met you in real life but if I see you again soon (which I better) I will give you hugs and we can have sugoi Homestuck adventures and talk about ships. :3c

SUGOI ADVENTURES AND SHIPS

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This woman is my world.

This woman is my world.

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princeaspartame:

gamzeelaughingalonewithouttavros:

addigot-moxie:

sassygaygrandhighblood:

2omethiing2ollux:

jakes-phantasmal-erection:

I’ll be honest

I was expecting Space Jam

THIS IS WORSE THAN MM WATCHA SAY JFC

GOD

FUCK

mY JAW FUCKING DROPPED AND I SCREAMED

LITERALLY SHRIEKED “FUCK” AND SPIT A BOBBY PIN ACROSS THE ROOM

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the evolution of cumberbatch: 2004 to present.

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Would I be a bitch if I asked for tiny diamond earrings for my bday?

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hussatan:

fuzzehthekitty:

endreal:

OH MAH GAWD THE PRESIDENT IS AN HOMESTUCKL

First thought: Is this even a real tweet of his?
Second thought: If so, WHOA, HE’S INTO HOMESTUCK! :D Let’s keep him as president forever~
Third thought: ASDFGHJKL EVEN THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T SUPPORT MY OTP  *sobsob*  TTmTT



omg the internet is full of fucking twat waffles

hussatan:

fuzzehthekitty:

endreal:

OH MAH GAWD THE PRESIDENT IS AN HOMESTUCKL

First thought: Is this even a real tweet of his?

Second thought: If so, WHOA, HE’S INTO HOMESTUCK! :D Let’s keep him as president forever~

Third thought: ASDFGHJKL EVEN THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T SUPPORT MY OTP  *sobsob*  TTmTT

omg the internet is full of fucking twat waffles

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galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over